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Monday, November 23, 2009

5:13PM

A few weeks later from installing Karmic Koala, the one thing I can say about it is that gnome-screensaver just keeps taking steps back in terms of functionality and overall flexibility, to the point of it being completely worthless. With the upgrades that came with Karmic, gnome-screensaver stopped working altogether, not the power manager sides or even the screensaver side, so the screen would just be on all the time. Why? Last night I uninstalled gnome-screensaver and installed xscreensaver, which Gnome stopped shipping by default quite a few releases back, but which works perfectly and that was all I needed to have all the stuff working again. So if you install Karmic, just remove gnome-screensaver and install xscreensaver. Yup.

Friday, November 20, 2009

8:40PM

They were just playing this awesome song "Hit That Perfect Beat" by Bronski Beat on the radio, and I was thinking to myself, "this band sounds gayer than the Pet Shop Boys."

Turns out Bronski Beat was a gay activist new wave band in the mid 80s. I'm ashamed to have never heard of them before! I'd recommend it, especially for fans of the Pet Shop Boys, Human League, English Beat, New Order, etc. Very blippy-bloopy New Wave.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

11:56AM - oh my god

oh my god I want to buy this but it's like more money than I could ever possibly spend. Paper dolls! Collectible puzzle!


Pre-Order Lady Gaga Super Deluxe The Fame Monster Pack
$99.98

The ultimate peek into the Haus Of Gaga spanning music, fashion, art, fans and gossip! 'The Fame Monster' includes:

* 8 new studio recordings with production by RedOne, Rodney Jerkins, Teddy Riley, Fernando Garibay and Ron Fair featuring the smash single "Bad Romance" and "Telephone"

* The original album 'The Fame'

* The definitive "Book of Gaga"-A highly stylized collector's edition art table book housed in a custom slipcase documenting Gaga's journey into pop superstardom including:

* A lock of Lady Gaga's hair
* Collectible puzzle
* Pictorials
* A behind the scenes look at her creative process
* Pull out posters
* Themed fanzines
* A paper doll collection
* 3 D glasses to view forthcoming Gaga visuals
* Personal notes from the artist
* Each book individually numbered

Friday, November 13, 2009

5:45PM

Cherie's sister Anna got me a Mahjongg set for my birthday, which came today, and which is awesome. She shall henceforth be known as 無双妹. Now I Just need people to play with.

3:31AM

So Borderlands? It came out a couple weeks ago. It's one of the greatest games available for the present generation of consoles. Man. It's thrilling. A perfect mix of humor and action, with easy small missions and colorful characters. And 87 bazillion guns. It is highly recommendable. I was a little let down by Modern Warfare 2, not going to lie. I liked the "realism" I guess, and the emphasis on stealth over engagement, and there were a lot of really cool things about it. What was not cool was that it never really I guess crossed the threshold for me of making it "feel" right? Do you know what I mean? Like I didn't feel engaged enough with the characters to do the same section over and over again for an hour.

There was a really frustrating part where the Russians are invading America or something, I couldn't really tell because the plot didn't really explain fully, but the Russians were wearing the exact same sort of camo and equipment that the Americans were, and they were coming from all over the place, and the only way I could figure out who was friend or foe was that some people would kill me and I'd have to start over. I don't know, maybe I'm not manly enough to figure that game out. I think the main thing is that when I am playing first person shooters I want the comfort in the knowledge that EVERYBODY I CAN SEE is somebody I want to kill. Having teammates is lame. Unless it's Left 4 Dead, in which case you can tell who is on your team by virtue of them being ALIVE. I think Left 5 Dead is going to be sweet. I wonder if they'll make a Left 6 Dead, too.

Honestly I think that I am just not manly enough for Modern Warfare 2. I mean, the special edition came with NIGHT VISION GOGGLES. That is pretty manly. I don't have Dude-O-Vision, which tells me who are the America-hating communist fascist terrorists and who are God-blessed, perfect, freedom-loving patriots. Maybe I'm just not patriotic enough. If I end each of my posts with "And that is why America is so great" maybe I will get better at Modern Warfare 2.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

9:09PM

They're playing Fever Ray during this examination scene on CSI: New York.

What.

11:27AM

Woke up this morning feeling like I had knocked back a couple shots of lighter fluid that had somehow gotten ignited on the way down. Now am drinking warm, reconstituted dry milk with sugar. Still have terrible heartburn, too bad they don't sell tums in the vending machine. I have to teach like this? May wear snuggie, since my fluids are all depleted and I have chills. May call Dr. Van Helsing. I hereby file my official request to have my birthday moved back one day.

I was supposed to get yummy dinner and birthday flan :( :( :( I don't think that will be a possibility anymore :( :( :(

Maybe when I get home I will see if I can settle in to my misery with Doctor Detroit.

Monday, November 2, 2009

10:21AM

Epic Muhammad Movie in Pipeline. This is such a good idea. Do you know what one of the most blasphemous and sacrilegious things you can do in Islam is? Depict the prophet Muhammad in a picture. Double that if you're depicting him in a film. That's like, making a porno of Jesus double-teaming his mom with John the Baptist and sending an advance copy to the Vatican. In 1500. This will not "bridge cultures." This will have some hothead issue a fatwa against Barrie Osborne and he can hang out with Salman Rushdie.

1:11AM


This is a T-Shirt design I am working on. The font will change, but the message will remain the same. Can your blob do this?

Also Cherie just made a flan and gained 1000 XP. I'll be in my bunk.

Friday, October 23, 2009

1:25AM

So the new Boy and his Blob game on the Wii is every bit as amazing as the original on NES, perhaps even moreso because the controls don't suck shit and the boy doesn't usually randomly fall through solid space and disappear. It also is one of those rare games on the Wii that proves just what the system is capable of, because the game itself LOOKS beautiful. I wish there was an art book, if you know what I mean. The best part is that you can press a button and make the boy hug the blob and go "mmmmm." It serves no purpose. Except to be cute. And it's REALLY cute. I really want my own blob.

However, the game goes from really cute and fun and relaxing to super gestapo abusive between level 2 and level 3 and I had to quit for a while. Probably a long while. It was stressing me out. But the first two levels are super cute. The bosses are epic, too, they're probably the most beautifully designed part of the whole game. And TRICKY. The puzzles make you use your noggin like the Oddworld games. At least the Abe games, I can't vouch for the other ones.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

10:34AM

Onion Video: Advocacy Group Decries Peta's Treatment of Women.

Onion Video: New Anti-Smoking Ads Warn Teens 'It's Gay to Smoke.'


The last line in the Peta one is what really makes the whole thing. The gay one is just funny all the way through.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

11:34AM

I like how, despite the outpourings of congratulations and acknowleddgements from all around the world, people in his own country are saying that Obama's Nobel Prize is "undeserved," "premature," or only due to his "star power." My favorite one is that he "hasn't done anything" which isn't something that the Republicans really even were talking about until that Saturday Night Live skit. Hasn't done anything besides, you know, making the rest of the world begin to think that maybe we Americans might be ok after 8 years of isolation, invading other countries at a whim, and insulting the rest of the world over any small thing because they don't understand America's right to protect its freedom. And other anti-social and anti-diplomatic things.

But if we look at other Nobel Prize winners, we can CLEARLY see that they all won the prize because they were celebrities, too. Desmond Tutu, Mother Theresa, Elie Wiesel, "the 14th Dalai Lama," Nelson Mandela, Kofi Annan... I mean, what did Mother Theresa even really do? She just hung out with gross poor people and held their hands. WAY TO GO, HERE'S A NOBEL PRIZE.

Ugh, I don't like how I keep having to be totally embarrassed by my own country's politicians. How dare they. Put these people who are insulting Obama winning the Nobel Prize in diapers and shove a pacifier in their mouths so they don't keep acting fussy.

Friday, October 9, 2009

5:50PM

People are COMPLAINING because the moon impact wasn't EXCITING? OH NOES SCIENCE IS BORING, WHAT A SURPRISE, LET'S WATCH CSI BECAUSE IT HAS REAL SCIENCE, THE KIND THAT IS FLASHY AND GLOWY. Well gee, I guess they should have BOMBED the moon instead. Or, as an AP article suggested, they should have hired Steven Spielberg to oversee the project.

Also, the 5 o'clock news spent more time talking about local teens shooting pumpkins out of catapults and ballistas than the moon impact. Because it involves pumpkins being blown up.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

5:25PM

I just got a loaf of "fresh-baked" bread that said "All Natural! No artificial ingredients or preservatives!" in a big green sticker on the front. I turn it over, and it has normal ingredients like water, flour, salt, but then I get down to "diacetyl tartaric esters of mono- and diglycerides" and begin to seriously wonder what their definition of "artificial" is. Like is natural just something that can exist in this world without the use of black magic to sustain it? On the wikipedia page for that chemical it says "the exact mechanism is not well understood" for how the stuff actually works in baking. So I'm wondering whether MY definition of "natural" above even holds.

Friday, September 18, 2009

10:38AM

It sounds like the guy next door is listening to a CD titled "popular rumbles from around the world."

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

9:29PM

Wait del Potro beat Federer? hahahaha. I just happened to see the match where he SMEARED Nadal and wondered if it was a fluke.

What's crazy is that Federer is the same age as my sister. That guy has won 15 grand slams. What's crazier is that del Potro was born in 1988! So young!

All I gotta say is go Argentina, you have great wine.

Monday, September 14, 2009

7:18PM

WHY PATRICK SWAYZE NO I BELIEVE IN GHOSTS COME BACK

Friday, September 11, 2009

Thursday, September 10, 2009

3:06PM

Cleaning my sister's house for money. Found two three black widows so far. Pics later.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

12:21PM - rant

I like how a lot of tech companies like to advertise their new products with mostly meaningless buzzwords to try to hype their new products like "using all-new proprietary technology." All that tells me is that no one can fix it if it breaks and you have to buy another one from the same company. Great. It's even better when the product in question is like, 60 dollar headphones.

When Game Boy still existed (the white one, remember that?) you could write to Nintendo of America for a replacement parts list, including stuff like the battery cover, Nintendo-branded AA batteries, and even a new faceplate with adhesive if the existing one cracked. But they also sold replacement Game Boy headphones for 85 cents. Then when they stopped doing that I used to go to Sam Goody and get headphones for 4 dollars. Now the cheapest ones I can find are these Phillips ones for 10 dollars. Inflation, man. But I still can't accept the idea that people are charging 60 dollars for headphones, especially when they're earbuds. I know Sony has some earbuds that are like, 120 dollars. Why.

It's like those 300 dollar Monster HDMI cables. Guess what, assholes? It's DIGITAL, the signal is the SAME whether you pay 300 dollars or 95 cents on HDMI cables (like I did). When you're at home and you just need like, 3 feet of cable, who gives a shit? Or if you need to lay down 200 feet of cable for your expensive basement yuppie home theater, it'd probably STILL be cheaper to get cheap shit short cables and signal repeaters, rather than shell out $150 a yard for fancy cable, which will STILL suffer attenuation simply by the fact that there is no such thing as a lossless electrical medium. I probably wouldn't trust 300 dollar HDMI cables even if they were made by freaking Stark Industries.

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